Easily the naughtiest event of the weekend was John Waters’ new stand up show. John was resplendent in his new Commes des Garsons tartan troos. I thought I was up to date on bad taste matters, but this filthy mind learnt a thing or two. Wanna compare blossoms?

Read an extract from his new book Car Sick here.

The perfect excuse to douse this post with photos of John, old and new.